Essence of Obama is the ultimate conservative conversation piece that says everything the liberal media won´t! Just place it on your living room table, bathroom counter, eating area , kitchen sink, work station or anywhere that someone from the zombie cult following might notice.

Upon seeing the name of "The One" they will naturally begin to gravitate blindly towards it, tremble and hyperventilate. Once they start reading (provided they are literate) they will be launched into a state of what doctors call "severe traumatic cognitivis interruptus" (STCI).

Essence of Obama is a fancifully decorated container that looks and sounds great, promises everything to everyone but, in reality, is completely empty... Remind you of anyone?

Here's a peek at our label - but swallow your food first!

Essence of Obama is guaranteed to be the life of any party (Democrat party excluded) and makes the perfect gift item for all of your friends, family and especially ______________________(fill in the blank). Once they stop laughing they´ll forgive you and may even vote Republican in 2012!